Steak and Chicken

The irony of cooking chicken for cattle ranchers is that most of them don't associate with chicken. They may have a coup in the backyard, but they won't tell you it's there. And if you try to put chicken in front of them at the dinner table they stare at and call it many slang names... like 'sea bird'. I need a half cow to feed these cowboys. So, I told them they better get a moose, caribou, or bear. They laughed and said not a problem.